German company launches booze that has been poured over breasts
How do you like your whiskey? Straight up? On the rocks? Poured all over bare breasted glamour models?
While you mightn’t want to go requesting the latter option at your local pub unless you feel like getting punched in the face, a German company has actually made it a possibility.
Liquor company G-Spirits is releasing a limited edition range of whiskey, rum and vodka products that (they promise) have been poured over the breasts of a “special type of woman” before reaching the bottle.
Note: “Special” means perky breasted glamour model.
The idea was conceived by two unnamed barmen who disagreed with the notion that the main element of a drink is its taste. That or they got wasted one night and devised a plan that would allow for them to get closer to naked women and get paid at the same time.
The company offers a further explanation on their website:
“For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.”
The company have limited the release of the product to 5000 bottles for each spirit variety, and claim they only bottle small amounts at a time, because pouring any more than that down one model’s breasts would be “too much”.
Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone’s nipple burns off.
If you know this is the closest you’ll ever be to the boobs of a glamour model, but are worried about the hygiene process behind the product (lol, you aren’t), fear not. The company claims they adhere fully to German health laws and even have medical personnel present during the process.